Who Needs Comedians?

My kid cracks me up.

Andrew: "How many Caleb's does it take to change a light bulb?"
Caleb: "I don't change light bulbs."


Caleb: "I need some fruit, pweese."
Me: "What kind of fruit do you want?"
Caleb: "I need a pocsiple. A strawberry pocsiple."
Me: "Popsicles, even strawberry ones, aren't fruit."


Caleb: "I needa pway mommy's oyTouch."
Me: "What game do you want to play?"
Caleb {grabs it out of my hand}: "Let me take a look at that."


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